I
was based out of Tampa, Florida when I began my professional
wrestling career. After only a few months, I received a phone call
from the promoter. “Rock,” he said, “we’ve got a little problem
with a fan. He’s knocking the business and he’s knocking you. He
says you’re a phony and he’s challenging you.” “Okay,” I responded,
“I assume there’s a reason you’re telling me this.” “Yeah, Rock,”
he explained, “I want you to take this scumbag in the ring and break
his arm. Be at the arena at five o’clock Saturday afternoon. We’ll
do this before the doors open for the matches.”
It was
called “protecting the business.” It happened a lot. Let’s just
say that, in the entire history of professional wrestling, a fan never
"proved" anything to a wrestler. It wasn’t smart to “knock the
business” or to challenge “one of the boys.” Fans who were stupid
enough to enter the wrestling ring were routinely “disciplined.”
That’s a nice way of saying that they seldom left the ring under
their own power. Part of the unwritten “wrestler's creed” was to
always protect the business. The ultimate insult was to question
the legitimacy of professional wrestling. When a “fan” would call a
wrestler a “dirty S.O.B.,” the wrestler would usually respond with
something like: “Oh, I didn’t know you knew my mother. Does this
mean we’re related?” Then the wrestler would smile, turn and walk
away. When someone would say, “Wrestling’s fake,” that person’s
safety was oftentimes immediately jeopardized.
It
was Saturday afternoon. I was at the arena, dressed and ready to
“protect the business.” It would be my first time in the ring with
a non-professional. There would be only three of us in the entire
building: the promoter, the “fan,” and me. I was in the ring, on
my home turf. That 18 by 18 foot ring was my home. I was the alpha
male about to defend my territory from an incompetent invader. The
guy was dressed in a sweat suit and tennis shoes. He was beyond
belligerent. The wrestling ring was
hallowed ground and I resented a belligerent non-wrestler entering
it. It was obvious that this was the first
time the "fan" had ever set foot in a professional wrestling ring. I looked him in the eyes, and
then I looked through him. “Now,” I said, “you belong to me.” It
was totally obvious that this guy was vastly outmatched in every
area in every way. I waited for him to make the first move. He
made an inept attempt at some sort of botched amateur take-down. I
countered with a hammer lock and front face lock, driving his left
shoulder and face into the mat. At that
point, I smelled alcohol on his breath. I
rolled my eyes. “There is no fairness here,"
I thought. "There was no contest
even before this idiot stepped into
the ring. This misguided
misfit is, at best, an
amateur -- taking on a trained
professional -- on the professional’s home
turf. And now,
the guy's also
intoxicated. Oh, great. What a wonderful accomplishment, beating
up a drunk.” I was slightly disgusted.
I
had the guy on his back on the mat – with a variation of a top
wristlock. He felt it. He knew that with just a little more
pressure, his arm would be broken and his left shoulder dislocated.
I stared directly into his eyes. I watched his eyes fill with
tears, and I heard him say, in an emotionally-charged breaking
voice, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” I stared at him for a few more
seconds. My expression throughout had been very stern. I left him
with three words, “Get out now.” And, I let him go. He was out of
the arena very, very quickly.
The
promoter stared at me for a few seconds. “Good, Rock,” he said,
“but what happened to the broken arm?” “It wasn’t called for,"
I responded. "The
guy had been drinking. Besides, I left a MUCH
stronger impression on him than had I broken his arm. Now, you have
a believer – and a grateful, respectful believer.” Not another word
was said between the promoter and me until the evening’s matches
were underway. I felt as though I had handled my first “fan
challenge” well. I was proud that I had achieved the desired
objective without seriously injuring the man. I had set a
precedent. I would be challenged many times by many more
not-terribly-intelligent fans. I would find myself in the middle of
riots. I
would have knives pulled on me dozens of times – and, too often, I
would chase the knife-wielding fan into a hostile crowd and disarm
him. Through all of those challenges, I was disciplined enough to
use only “necessary force” to rectify the situation. I’m proud to
say that, during my entire professional career, I never seriously
injured anyone.
I’ll
leave you with a short story. I was in Mobile, Alabama, managing
the tag team champions. They were big, powerful men with shaved
heads. Ours was the first match of a double main event
that night. The crowd was very
unhappy that we had won. I watched
the final event from
just outside the dressing rooms. I
knew the crowd was on the verge of doing more than simply reacting.
Sure enough, a full-scale riot broke
out and there was no way that wrestler Billy Spears could get back
to the dressing room without help. I looked at my two guys. “Let’s
go bring him back,” I said, and I led the way to the ring. I was in
street clothes. I made it through the crowd almost to ringside.
“Let’s go, Spears,” I yelled. Apparently I must have drawn some
attention to myself, because the focal point of the riot quickly
switched to me. The first row of ringside seats was now the 12th.
I was staring at a fan who was holding a knife,
threatening me. I was
down to one knee. I knew that, as long as I looked the
knife-wielding fan in the eyes, he would not have the courage to cut
me. As I was watching him, I was being hit on the head
by other fans. “Oh, no,” I thought. “Now I’m bleeding and it’s going to
mess up my suit.” I couldn’t defend against everybody, so I took
the knife away from the one guy and began to fight my way back.
After a few minutes, I saw the dressing room door at the back of the
arena – and standing there watching were the two wrestlers I managed
– they had stayed there the entire time. As I was getting
stitches in the top of my head at the local hospital, I told the
promoter. “Those two cowards no longer have a manager.”
He simply replied, “I know.”
He paid the hospital and doctor bills and
thanked me. It was a good night.