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Scheduled Publication Date: December 21, 2006 |
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The
Baron von Raschke interview – Part II. We were at the Riviera Hotel
and Casino, Las Vegas, at the prestigious CAC wrestlers’ reunion,
convention, and awards dinner. Peter Redford (MindWorks
Entertainment) was our director of photography, and we were taping
interviews and conversations with several of my professional wrestler
friends. I was attempting to conduct at least a semi-serious
televised interview with my friend and wrestling legend Baron von
Raschke. “So, Baron von Raschke,” I began, “is it true that some of
the absolute best matches you had in your entire career were with
me, Rock ‘Mr. Wonderful’ Riddle?” It was a strange way to begin an
interview, but I knew Baron would appreciate my extreme sense of
humor. Von Raschke and I were both career-long “bad guy”
wrestlers. We were in the ring together on several occasions, but
we never wrestled one another. The Baron
tried not to smile, shook his head slightly, looked off camera, and
acted as though he had not heard the question.
As the interview progressed, the von Raschke
character we had all known and loved for so many years came to
life. Reverberating off of the walls of the enormous ballroom were
the famous words bellowed by my living-legend guest. “I am the
Baron von Raschke. Dat is all da people need to know!” We talked
about von Raschke’s infamous and amazing career. Baron talked about
watching me on “The Gong Show,” and we discussed Chuck Barris
briefly. We even got "serious" for a few minutes, reminiscing about
all of the traveling in the wrestling business. We talked about
riding to different towns together. We
were proud that neither of us had ever missed a match – never missed
a “booking.”
I asked von Raschke when he had last wrestled
professionally. “Oh, I suppose it was ’94, maybe ’92,” he
responded. Every professional wrestler, no matter how long past his
prime, dreams of
wrestling again. I was well aware of that fact when I asked the
Baron this question. “Will you get back in the ring again?” There
was only a very slight hesitation. “Depends on the circumstances,”
he responded. He thought for a moment, smiled slightly, and
continued, “I don’t foresee it in the near future.” “Do you feel
like you’re in good enough shape to do it right now?” I asked.
“Well,” von Raschke answered, “my mind is willing, but my body is a
little weak right now. I’m a bit past my prime.”
I looked seriously at my friend. “Baron von
Raschke,” I began, “you could be WAY past your prime and you would
still be better than the vast majority of the wrestlers in this
business.” I was serious, and von Raschke knew I was. “You know,
Rock,” he said, with only slight hesitation, “I think you’re
right.” Rather than allowing himself to become sentimental, the
Baron went into his world-famous wrestling persona. After all, he
was in front of the television camera. The bellowing voice came
forth as he held his claw-like hand toward the camera: “There’s
always the claw!” he said in his wonderful deep, gravelly voice.
“They never knew when, where, or how, but the claw was coming – and
it was going to take somebody down!” He ended the segment with his
trademark line, “Dat is all da people need to know.”
The camera had stopped rolling, and von
Raschke and I were kidding and clowning around as usual. Baron von
Raschke is not generally
regarded
as a particularly good-looking man. In fact,
many people still have nightmares because they were scared as
children by the evil (and evil-looking) Baron von Raschke. I
commented about all of the women who had gathered to watch the
interview. “It’s not often,” I said to my world-famous friend,
“that women can drool in person over the two most handsome men on
the planet.” Baron and I looked at each other with a twinkle in our
eyes and smiled. Neither of us had to say a word. We had both
gotten the same idea at the same time. I looked toward our director
of photography. “Mr. Redford,” I said in a hushed tone of voice,
“Roll the camera!”
Simultaneously, Baron and I turned our backs
to the camera. Each of us was waiting to see if the other would
begin. I whispered, “You,” and the Baron began. “Ladies and
Gentlemen,” he bellowed, “I would like to introduce two of the most
handsome men in the world.” He paused for a second and said, “Let’s
show them, Rock Riddle!” I added, “And Baron von Raschke!” as we
both turned and faced the camera. “I am NOT Ben Affleck,” the Baron
warned with the ugliest frown he could muster. “So, stop coming up
to me and asking for his autograph! Dat’s all you need to know!”
We were slowly walking into the camera, out of the lights into the
shadows, distorting our faces as much as we could. “Can you
imagine,” I asked as we came closer and closer to the camera, “all
of the women all over the world who are watching us and fainting and
wishing that they could be here with the two most handsome men on
the planet?” “Ah-ha,” the Baron continued as we blurred just before
we actually touched the camera lens, “All of the California girls …
to the Eskimos …”
This was our cameraman’s first
up-close introduction to professional wrestlers. For the balance of
the interview sessions, I felt my challenge was to make his eyebrows
rise and his jaw drop. As long as I could look past the camera to
see that constant look of astonishment and amazement on his face, I
knew our interviews were going very well.
It is with a great deal of honor and
respect that I dedicate my last two columns to the friend I know as
Jim Raschke – the amazing living legend the world knows as Baron von
Raschke. He is truly one of the very best the wrestling business
has ever known. Until next week, keep those e-mails coming.
Coming Soon
A Tribute to and Interview
with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
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Rock
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