My first appearance for Gulf Coast
Wrestling took place on live television. I loved it; I
could get away with just about anything on live
television. By live, I don’t mean a six-second delay; I
mean the people at home were seeing and hearing exactly
what was happing at the very second it was taking
place. I entered the ring amongst thunderous boos. The
referee was kept busy kicking debris from the ring –
debris that the fans were throwing at me. “This is so
cool,” I remember thinking. “The fans want to kill me
already – and all I have done is step into the ring!” I
was so proud. It was all I could do to keep from
smiling at my good fortune.
I don’t remember who my opponent was.
All I remember is that I took advantage of him in an
unsportsmanlike manner and my victory was beyond
controversial. As had been my custom in other areas of
the country after having my hand raised, I headed toward
the ring announcer’s table. I grabbed the microphone,
positioned myself directly in front of the camera, and
proceeded to do my own “interview.” No matter how
loudly the audience booed, I knew that the microphone
would deliver my words to the viewers. It was a great
feeling of power to be able to adjust, at will, the
volume of the boos simply by the words I chose to
speak. I was aware of a very large trophy that was
prominently displayed on the announcer’s table. I
walked over to it. “So,” I said to the announcer, “this
is the famous championship trophy.” “That, Mr. Riddle,”
the announcer began, “is the championship trophy of Mr.
Ken Lucas, and I suggest that you keep your hands off.”
“Oh?” I asked sarcastically, “Do you mean that I
shouldn’t touch it like this?” I began to rock the
five-foot-tall trophy back and forth. It was apparent
that the ring announcer feared I was going to send the
trophy to the floor and into a thousand pieces. “That’s
the championship trophy!” he screamed. The contestants
for the next match were already in the ring. “And,” the
ring announcer said confidently, “in the ring, starring
you down right now is the champion, Mr. Ken Lucas!” Ken
did not look happy. He had this “Your head is still
attached only because my trophy is still intact” look in
his eyes. “You just concentrate on your match, Kenney,”
I said condescendingly to the champion. “I’ll make sure
the trophy is safe.”
The bell sounded and Ken’s match was
underway. I stood between the announcer and the ring.
“So,” I said, “this trophy belongs to the champion, the
best of the best. Is that correct?” “That’s absolutely
correct,” the announcer responded. “Wrong!” I said in a
loud voice. The camera was now on me, ignoring the
match in the ring. I paused for a moment. “Well,
actually,” I said as I picked up the trophy with a
sarcastic grin on my face, “it actually does belong to
the best of the best – now!” I grabbed the trophy,
sprinted for my dressing room and locked myself in.
While Ken Lucas was pounding on the door, he was being
counted out in the ring. He had lost his match. And,
so began the famous Rock Riddle-Ken Lucas feud.
The first official championship match between Ken Lucas
and Rock “Mr. Wonderful” Riddle was to be televised, and
I was to bring the trophy to the ring for that match. I
deliberately failed to do so. Ms. Pamela, my valet, was
there, as usual, to open the ring ropes for me and to
take my velvet robe and sunglasses. I was hated by the
fans. You would think that Ms. Pamela would be hated as
well, but that was not necessarily the case. I treated
her like a servant. I looked down my nose at her as I
did the fans. I think many fans felt sorry for her and
that’s why she was not usually a target of their anger.
That’s the way I wanted it. The wrestling commissioner
stated on-camera that I would forfeit the match if I did
not produce the trophy. In my slightly abusive verbal
manner, I commanded Ms. Pamela to go back to the
dressing room and bring the trophy, which she did.
Before the match began, I had Ms. Pamela backed into a
ring corner. It was obvious that I was making demands
of her, even though few, if any, could hear my actual
words. Twice Ms. Pamela shook her head “no,” and, in
both cases, my reaction caused her to cower. The fans
were eating it up. When the match actually began, Ms.
Pamela was sitting at ringside. After a hard-fought
sixteen minutes into the match, Ken Lucas caught me in
his famous sleeper hold. “Now,” I screamed to Ms.
Pamela. She reluctantly picked up the trophy, backed up
a few feet, and stared with fear into the ring and the
eyes of Ken Lucas. Ken relinquished the hold and went
toward Ms. Pamela, who was standing with the trophy,
frozen. As soon as he began yelling at her to put it
down, I took advantage of the situation. His back was
turned to me. I rolled him up for the pin. 1 – 2 – 3!
Needless to say, the police earned their money getting
Ms. Pamela and me back to the dressing room that day!
The feud continued to sell out arenas for months. Early
on, much to the crowd's delight, Ken won his
championship and his trophy back. He used his famous
sleeper hold to obtain the victory. The following
Saturday, once again I found myself on live Pensacola
television. I was being interviewed. There were
catcalls from the audience. They were delighted that I
had been defeated. But, I wasn’t finished. I had a
rematch coming and I wasn’t about to let the “heat” die
down. This time the announcer was standing next to me,
holding the microphone, asking me questions. Everyone
knew that the announcer favored the “good guys” and this
was going to be a “hostile” interview. I love hostile
interviews. It’s a treat for me when I have a really
good announcer with whom I can engage in a battle of
wits. Being the “bad guy,” I would always win. I was
always willing to go much further into “dangerous”
territory than any announcer.
The announcer was gloating. “Ladies and
gentleman,” he began, “I am here with the defeated and
humiliated former champion, Rock Riddle.” I was
snarling at the announcer. My facial expression, I
thought, should have been a warning for him. He
directed his full attention toward me. “So,” he
continued, “once you finally had to abide by at least
some of the rules, we see who the better man is.” He
backed away slightly, but continued. “Yes, Ken Lucas
soundly defeated Rock “Mr. Not-So-Wonderful” Riddle in
just under seven minutes. So, how does it feel …” I
abruptly interrupted him. I put my left thumb into the
top of his shirt collar, behind his head, and pulled him
toward me. “So, just how tall are you, little Mr.
Announcer? Five-five, five-six?” I asked. He seemed to
be at a loss for words. Finally he said, “I’m
five-seven.” “Well, Mr. Announcer, you insult the
Diamond Ring and Cadillac Man again, and you’re going to
be about six-one.” He knew what that meant. He knew
that I was threatening to “stretch” him. I directed my
attention back to the camera. “Kenny Lucas is a fraud,”
I said with a somewhat fierce but sincere look on my
face. “Nobody can put me out with a sleeper hold.”
“Ken Lucas did,” the announcer interjected. “NO! No,
that’s not true,” I emphatically corrected. “That was
not a sleeper hold he used!” I looked off camera to my
right. “You! Here! Now!” I demanded of Ms. Pamela.
“THIS is a sleeper hold,” I said as I put the hold
lightly on my valet. “But this is not the hold that
Lucas used,” I explained. “His right hand was not on
the side of my head, which is where it would be for a
sleeper hold. It was behind my head … like this.” I
demonstrated on the lovely Ms. Pamela. “You see,” I
went on, “this is a naked chokehold. Lucas choked me
out. That’s illegal and an automatic
disqualification!” I was watching the monitor. Ms.
Pamela was not reacting, and we were on live
television. I had no choice; I had to apply pressure –
but just enough to place her in a slightly frightening,
face-color-changing, gasping-for-air temporary
situation. The interview worked exceedingly well and
the Lucas-Riddle feud intensified. And, yes, there was
an apology in the Ms. Pamela/Rock Riddle televised choke
episode. Guess who apologized. Until next week, keep
those e-mails coming. |