I especially
enjoyed wrestling out of the “San Francisco office” for promoter
Roy Shire. His
promotion covered all of Northern California, along with Reno
and Las Vegas, Nevada. Many of the world’s greatest
professionals wrestled for this promotion – Pat Patterson, Ray
Stevens, Rocky Johnson, Cowboy Bob Ellis, Kinji Shibuya, Red
Bastien, Pepper Gomez, Pepper Martin, Terry Garvin, Lars
Anderson, Superstar Billy Graham, Moondog Mayne, Ripper Collins,
Dick Murdoch, Paul DeMarco, The Great Mephisto, Peter Maivia,
Buddy Rose, The Samoans, Mando & Chavo Guerrero, Professor Toru
Tanaka, The Great Fuji, Roddy Piper, Don Muraco, and dozens
more. Every Wednesday we would receive our “booking slips” for
the following week. They listed upcoming dates and towns where
we were booked to wrestle. They never contained any additional
information – like who our opponents would be, for example. It
was very rare when we knew ahead of time whom we would be
wrestling. And, we really didn’t care. Our attitude was, “If
you know how to wrestle, you can wrestle anybody.” If that
statement surprises you, sit down for this one: In my entire
career as a professional wrestler, I never set foot in a
wrestling ring unless it was for a scheduled match, with a live
audience, for which I was paid. In other words, I never
“trained” or “practiced” in the ring. None of us did.
It was a
welcome sight when I saw “Las Vegas” on my booking slip. The
promotion paid for round-trip airfare when we
wrestled in Vegas. It was like a day off, a paid mini-vacation.
-- The Silver Slipper Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada: I was in the
dressing room early, as usual. I had my tights, trunks, and
wrestling boots on under my street clothes. Some of the biggest
names in the sport were on the card that night. I assumed that
I would be wrestling mid-card – maybe the second or third
match. The “matchmaker” (a.k.a. the “booker”) walked into the
dressing room. “Do I have time to go downstairs and lose a role
of nickels?” I asked. “Sure,” he said, “you’re on last. You’re
main event.” Everybody in the wrestling business seems to be a
comedian; I figured I’d get the real answer later on. I
expected to eventually hear something like, “Yeah, Riddle,
you’re main event. And, tonight the main event is going on
second.” In other words, in that example, I would be the second
opening match – one of the preliminary matches.
I
went down to the casino floor, fed my role of nickels into the
slot machines, and hurried back to the arena. I found the
booker and asked again, “When am I on tonight?” He replied,
“Oh, I thought I told you. You’re on last. You’re main event.
You’re wrestling the bear.” I don’t know that I really expected
a straight answer. After all, this was the wrestling business.
An hour passed, and the semi-final event was about to go into
the ring. “Is this me?” I asked the booker. “No, Rock,” he
said, “You’re main event. You’re wrestling the bear. Now, go
down to his dressing room and talk with the trainer.” It
finally became apparent that he was serious.
I had never
wrestled a bear. I wasn’t sure I wanted to. But, I had an open
contract, which meant that the promoter could match me up with
anyone (or anything) he wanted. I went down the hall and
knocked on the bear’s dressing room door. “Come on in, Rock,”
the trainer said. “I’m Tuffy Truesdale. Let me introduce you
to my protégé. This is Brutus.” I found myself staring at a
550-pound live bear. “Brutus has been touring California for
the past few weeks,” the trainer continued. “It’s been raining
there, and Brutus doesn’t like the rain. He’s been a little
irritable. He was supposed to wrestle the German guys tonight,
but they wrestled him last week and they got hurt. They refused
to get in the ring with him again, so tonight’s your lucky
night, Rock” “Great,” I thought, “The bear has been hurting
wrestlers in the ring, and now it’s my turn. Oh, joy.” Tuffy
continued, “Brutus can do just about anything a human wrestler
can do, only Brutus does it better. When you tie up with him,
make sure you keep your hands in a fist. If you get a finger
near his mouth, he’ll bite it off. He’s not being mean. It’s
instinctual.” “Great,” I thought. “Make a note to yourself,
Rock. Make fists when tying up. Good point.” “Now, when the
bell rings,” Tuffy continued, “be aggressive. Brutus loves it
when you’re really aggressive. If you hold back, he gets
bored. Rock, he weighs 550 pounds. If he gets bored and
decides to leave the ring, we can’t stop him.”
|
Rock Riddle vs. Pepper
Martin |
It was time. I
entered the ring. I looked at Brutus … and I smiled. I was
home now … the bear was on “my turf” … and, somewhat
surprisingly, I felt absolutely no fear. In fact, I was anxious
to get the match underway. The bell rang. I was aggressive –
very aggressive. Brutus loved it. He quickly backed away,
lifting his legs as I attempted to hook them. When he stood up,
he was considerably taller than I. He grabbed me under my left
arm, lifted me several feet off the mat and threw me more than
half way across the ring. I put a reverse headlock on him, and
he threw me over his back to the mat. No matter what I tried,
he had a dramatic counter-move. Brutus was great. His trainer
was right; this bear was a better wrestler than many of my human
opponents. We had an amazing match. We both enjoyed it
immensely. After about ten minutes, Brutus cocked his head to
the side and smiled. Then he took me down hard, pressed his 550
pounds on my chest and shoulders . . . and licked me in the face
as the referee counted one … two … three. I believe both Brutus
and I left the ring happy, content and with mutual respect for a
new “friend.”